The teacher said, "Now class, we know there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who can tell me how many seconds are there in a year?"
All the kids looked baffled by the question except Rufus, who raises his hand and waves it excitedly.
"Yes, Rufus, how many seconds are there in a year?" the teacher asked.
Replied Rufus, "Twelve, m'am. January second, February second, March second..."
