Teaching Today

After being interviewed by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said:
 
"Let me see if I've got this right.
 
"You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love forlearning.  And I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits.
 
"You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self-esteem.
 
"You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, and fair play, how and where to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job.
 
"I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment,recognize signs of antisocial behavior, offer advice, write letters of recommendation for student employment and scholarships, encourage respect for their elders and future employers.
 
"And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.
 
"All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a  few books, a bulletin board, and a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food  stamps!
 
"You want me to do all of this, and you expect me NOT TO PRAY?"