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What Happens When you Fall in Love With

A chef?
(You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur?
(You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler?
(He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator?
(He gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman?
(He dumps you.)

A clockmaker?
(He two-times you.)

A pastry cook?
(He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman?
(He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator?
(He lets you down.)

An artist?
(He gives you the brush.)

A jogger?
(He gives you the run-around.)

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