1.  I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate.)

2.  I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor.)

3.  I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
they are very good company.  I have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative.)

4.  I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(I am kind.)

5.  I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair-minded.)

6.  I don't plant a garden because...
I don't want to get in God's way, He is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous.)

7.  I don't put things away because... my family will never be able to find them again. 
(I am considerate.)

8.  I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.

9.  I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "permanent press".
(I am trusting.)

10. I don't stress much on anything because... "A-Type Personalities" die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!!