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Dr. Seuss performs a wedding...

Pastor: Will you answer me right now
        These questions, as your wedding vow?

Groom: Yes, I will answer right now
        Your questions as my wedding vow.

Pastor: Will you take her as your wife?
        Will you love her all your life?

Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife,
        Yes, I'll love her all my life.

Pastor: Will you have, and also hold
        Just as you have at this time told?

Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold,
        Just as I have at this time told,
        Yes, I will love her all my life
        As I now take her as my wife.

Pastor: Will you love through good and bad?
        Whether you're happy or sad?

Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad,
        Whether we're happy or sad,
        Yes, I will have and I will hold
        Just as I have already told,
        Yes, I will love her all my life,
        Yes, I will take her as my wife!

Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich?
        Or if you're poor, and in a ditch?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich,
        And I will love her in a ditch,
        I'll love her through good times and bad,
        Whether we are happy or sad,
        Yes, I will have, and I will hold
        (I could have sworn this has been told!)
        I promise to love all my life
        This woman, as my lawful wife!

Pastor: Will you love her when you're fit,
        And also when you're feeling sick?

Groom: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit,
        And when we're hurt, and when we're sick,
        And I will love her when we're rich
        And I will love her in a ditch
        And I will love through good and bad,
        And I will love when glad or sad,
        And I will have, and I will hold
        Ten years from now a thousandfold,
        Yes, I will love for my whole life
        This lovely woman as my wife!

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