Q. Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank?
A. He wanted to check his balance.

Q. What did the dentist give to everyone in the marching band?
A. A tuba toothpaste.

Q. Why did the class clown give Jenny a dog biscuit?
A. Because she was the teacher's pet.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later, alligator!