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Weight Loss - Old Testament Style

The teacher in the bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert.

"The Lord heard you when you wailed, "If only we had meat to eat!" she began. "Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month until you loathe it."

The woman paused, looked up and said.... "Hey, isn't that the Atkins diet?"

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