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Christmas FAQ

Q.  What does Santa give a 600 pound gorilla for Christmas?
A.  Whatever it asks for!


Q.  Can you spell "hard water" only using three letters?
A.  Ice!


Q.  In which month does Santa Claus eat the least?
A.  February; because it's the shortest month!


Q.  What should you do if a reindeer eats your pencil?
A.  Use a pen!


Q.  Why can't you take a picture of an elf with a red shirt at the North Pole?
A.  Because you can't take a picture with a red shirt.  You can only take a picture with a camera!


Q.  What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
A.  Baby reindeer!

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