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New Baby

With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year old woman gave
birth to a baby.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came
to visit.

"May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet" said the 65 year old mother,
"but soon."

Thirty minutes passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby
now?" "Not yet" said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they again asked, "May we see the
baby now?" "No", replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"

"WHEN IT CRIES", she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??", they demanded. "Why do we
have to wait until it CRIES??."

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it...

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