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Missing Grandma!

The computer swallowed Grandma
Yes honestly, its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
 And disappeared from view.
 
It's devoured her completely
 The thought just makes me squirm.
 Maybe she's caught a virus
 Or been eaten by a worm.

  I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
 I've even used the internet
But nothing could I find.

 I asked Jeeves in desperation
My searches to refine.
 The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found online.
 
So, if someday in your 'InBox'
My Grandma you should see.
 Please 'Scan', 'Copy' and 'Paste' her
 In an e-mail back to me.

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