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Mom's Answering Machine

Hello- This is your Mother!

*If you want my advice:
PRESS 1

*If you want to argue:
PRESS 2

*If you want your father to drive you somewhere
PRESS 3

*If you want to leave a message:
WAIT FOR THE TONE

*If you want to aggravate me or borrow money:
HANG UP!

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