"Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side."

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you get rid of him on weekends."

"He who really wants to do something finds a way; he who doesn't finds an excuse."

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank. Proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.