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Gift Giving

The Israeli Prime Minister, is visiting his friend, U.S. President Bill Clinton, in Washington, DC.

In classic Clintonian style, the U.S. President offers a gift to his guest.

"Here you go." says Bill. "Try out this shiny new Cadillac. It's their finest model."

"Thank you, Mr. President, but I can not accept this magnificent gift." replies the Prime Minister.

"Oh. I understand about gift limits. Ok then ... give me a half dollar for it. Then it won't be a gift." replies Clinton.

The Prime Minister gives Clinton a dollar.

"I don't have any change ... too bad" says the President.

"No big deal... you'll just give me two Cadillac’s" retorts the Prime Minister.

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