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Father 2: "Shall I open the window?"
Father 1: "No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves."
Father 2: "Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the constitution?"
Father 1: "What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while at work?"
Father 2: "Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?'"