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As a public service I present this lesson in sociology. In doing so, I would like to pose this question: "how do you tell the difference between liberals, conservatives and southerners?" In answering that question let me ask this question:

You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes on you, screams obscenities, raises the knife and charges. You are carrying a glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

The Liberal answer:
"well thats not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything that would inspire him to attack? could we run away? What does my wife think? what about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? what does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he would be happy with just killing me? does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content to just wound me? If I were to grab the knife and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? should I call 911, why is the street so deserted? we need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier and healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is so confusing! I need more time to debate trhis with some friends for aa few days and try to come up with a consensus,

Conservative answer: BANG

Southerners answer : BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! CLICK (sounds of reloading)
Wife: sweetheart, he looks like he is still moving, what do you think kids?
Son: Mom's right Dad, I saw it too
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! CLICK
Daughter: "Nice group daddy! say, were those the winchester silver tips?
Submitted by: Brknshll

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