IRS: Are you married?
Caller: Well, sort of ...
IRS: What?
Caller: Well, we did get married, but we're not counting on it.
IRS: What does it say?
Caller: Just a minute, I'll open it.
IRS: Both. It's the same amount.
Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?
IRS: You are required to charge them fair market value.
Caller: It's very fair. If we rented to someone else we could get a lot more.