Contest

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come along way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just leave us be."

God listened patiently to the man and after the scientist was finished talking, God said, "Very well. How about this? Let's have a man making contest."

The scientist, with great arrogance said, "That would be fine."

The Lord added, "Now, we are going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem," then bent down and grabbed a  handful of dirt.

God said to the scientist, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"