First off, its Han solo, not Hans Solo, second, you really think christmas lights are deadly? 6,000 prople a year? as opposed to the tens of thousands who DIE every year from really harmful activities. If you dont like putting up lights, just tell your wife that. Also, just because you yourself didnt see the need for santa as a kid doesnt mean everyone else was as rich and privelaged as you to have a closet full of toys, most american familys cant afford that. think about others before you write.