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Catch That Train

Clark is going for a run down railway track when he notices a train approaching behind him. He runs faster and faster, as fast as he can, but eventually he is caught by the train and finds himself in a hospital with 4 broken limbs.

On treating his wounds, the nurse asks "Clark, why didn't you just run up the embankment to avoid the train?"

"You silly woman," retorts Clark,

"If I can't beat it on the flat, how will I beat it uphill??"

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