Things I've Learned About Virginia

- Possums will sleep in the road with their feet in the air.

- There are 5000 types of snakes and 4998 of them live in Virginia.

- There are 10000 types of spiders. All 10000 live in Virginia, plus a couple that nobody has seen before.

- Squirrels will eat anything.

- Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants.

- Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they're ripe.

- If it grows it sticks; if it crawls it bites.

- A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. they do get stuck.

- "Onced" and "twiced" are words.

- It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

- Fire ants consider your skin a picnic.

- People actually grow and eat okra.

- "Fixinto" is one word.

- There's no such thing as "lunch". There's "dinner" and then there's "supper".

- Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're 2.

- "Backwards and forwards" means "I know everything about you".

- "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"