Southern Advice

If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South, there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:
In the North, you go to the grocery. In the South, we make groceries.
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes.the South has 'mater samwiches.
In the North, women have their hair done. In the South they get their hair did.
The North has coffee houses. the South has Waffle Houses.
The North has dating services. The South has family reunions.
The North has switchblade knives. The South has Lee Press-on Nails.
The North has double last names. The South has double first names.
The North has Ted Kennedy. The South has Edwin Edwards.
The North has an ambulance. The South has an am-a-lance.