Hotels ask your name, address and next of kin when you register
Ice cram trucks chimes play 'taps'
Gun shops feature 'Back to School' sales
High school newspapers have obituary columns
Restaurants serve broken leg of lamb
In bowling alleys most people bowl overhand
Schools require a sick note co-signed by your parole officer
Christmas pageants feature the three Wise Guys
A 911 emergency service has a two-day waiting list
Mothers give their kids $5 everyday for the holdup man
College: Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects.