You'll be making under $6 an hour.
You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
There's no chance on earth that we'll be the next Microsoft.
Once it's shared among the brass, you get what's left.
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
We have no time to train you. (and/or) Please introduce yourself to your co-workers.
Inc. Magazine mentioned us in an article a few years ago.
The person who had this job gave notice a month ago. We're just now running the ad.
We can't supply you with leads. (and/or)
There's no base salary to speak of. (and/or)
You'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.
Don't expect management to answer questions
After 90 days, you can join our HMO, which has a $500 deductible and a $35 co-pay