First Day on the Job

One day, Bob was riding in a taxi. He suddenly noticed that the driver had just driven past his stop. Bob then leaned forward and tapped the driver's shoulder to inform him of his mistake. "Hey, buddy..." Bob said.

The taxi driver screamed, and the car swerved on one side of the road to the other, hitting
mailboxes, garbage cans, and causing many pedestrians to dive out of the way. The taxi finally came to stop when it crashed through a store front window.

After coming out of shock, Bob asked the driver "Wha...What did I do?"
The driver, still shaking, replied, "It's not your fault. This is just my first day on the job as a taxi driver. For the past 25 years, I've driven a  hearse."

Submitted by: Steve H.