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KERRY'S RED SOX MVP: Manny Ortiz...

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MR. OCTOBER: As I was up early this morning and reflecting upon how the Red Sox had finally broken the "Curse of the Bambino" I suddenly had an urge to know what the blogosphere would be willing to speculate about Kerry and his dreadfully predictable nature. Now - since Kerry's favorite Red Sox player doesn't even exist...and since he couldn't clear home plate when he asked if he could throw out the first pitch at Fenway...what kind of corny, canned, hammy line do you think he will use on the campaign stump today? Bloggers - I will do a symposium of all who participate..."The CARNIVAL OF THE CHEESY KERRY/RED SOX QUOTES" - have at it - kmc@wmca.com. I will post updates every hour or so through the morning...