All Cat Owners Will Recognize These Descriptions for Cats

      1. a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
      2. a four footed allergen.
      3. a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
      4. a small, furry lap fungus.
      5. a treat-seeking missile.
      6. a wildlife control expert impersonator.
      7. one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
      8. a hair relocation expert.
      9. an unprogrammable animal.