Was working on my lawn mower the other day and was washing parts in a pan of gas when my dog ran up and started licking up the gas. The fool, I thought, he had a pan of water near by and why the gas.

I was telling a friend of mine about the little fellow doing all this and he was really concerned. Well anyway the dog began choking and then ran round and round for about 10 minutes, then he suddenly fell over on the ground.

That is when my friend butted in and asked was the dog dead, I turned to him and replied, "No, he just ran out of gas."