. . .here's what they would say . . .

Purrrrfection Cannot Be Improved

If you don't like my attitude, you should see my owner!!

Take my advice........ I'm not using it.

I'd like to help you out......... Which way did you come in?

Cats know how we feel......... They don't care, but they know.

Dogs Have Owners........ Cats Have Staff.

As a house pet, I'm overqualified.

Personally, I don't believe felines are a fad. We're here to stay. - Morris