More of - - - Does Your Cat Own You?
- Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?
Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?
Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?
Do you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?
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