-The cat is not a self propelled squeaky toy.

-I will not steal the remote control and bury it.

-Mommy's pots and pans do not need to be taken outside and added to my "borrowed things" pile.

- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

-I will not dig to China and bring home a dinner guest.

-I will not do 90mph over all the furniture when people are sitting on it.