As dorm resident in a university residence hall, I am supposed  to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on  pets.  That changed when a kitten adopted me.  The freshmen  in my dorm kept my secret.  They covered for me by calling  my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room.  One  morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"

I exlained that I was taking the kitten to the vet.  "She's getting neutered today," I told him.

"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels."