E-Mail from some guy named "Fluffy."

You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/

Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

Messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

You keep finding new software around your house like WarCat II.

In chat rooms you're known as the IronMouser.

Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.