I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.