Your cat has more of a life than you, if it...
- Wednesday, April 30, 2003
Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for "9-Lives".
You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads, "Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll never see Spot again."
Too many times a week your cat comes home after one in the morning, totally plastered and with a strong odor of catnip about him.
Several hundred dollars' worth of phone calls appear on your phone bill to "1-900-PUSSYCAT- MEOW"
You find out that the lifetime's supply of cat food wasn't a prize from "Kitten's Life" magazine, but that your cat has been selling drugs in the 'hood.
After failing to get your attention with constant meows and by rubbing up against your leg, your cat pulls out his Magnum-44 and aims it at you, demanding "Friskies" and catnip.
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