What it Really Means...

WWW = World Wide Wait

ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

SCSI = System Can't See It

DOS = Defective Operating System

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics

BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

 CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly

COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language

AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed

WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens

PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms