What it Really Means...
WWW = World Wide Wait
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
SCSI = System Can't See It
DOS = Defective Operating System
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding Of Mathematics
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly
COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language
AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
MIPS = Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teens
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
