
E-mail:
Short for 'electronic mail,' a form of Internet communication that provides computer users with a convenient and highly efficient method of wasting the hundreds of working hours saved annually by the introduction of data-processing systems.
Entropy:
The tendency of everything in the universe to end up being owned by Bill Gates.
Fragmentation:
Tendency for parts of the same file to be scattered over non continuous sectors of a disk, which can cause long waits for files to be read.
Mnemonic:
An acronym, rhyme, or other memory aid,. Ironically, there is no known recollection-enhancing device that has helped anyone remember how to spell 'mnemonic.'




