Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator:      "I'm sorry,I don't understand who you are talking about".
Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5,of the user guide it clearly states that I 

                      need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and

                      telephone Jack before cleaning. Now,can you give me the 

                      number for Jack?"