Redneck Computer Terms
- Monday, July 18, 2005
Log on: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off: Don't add no wood.
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz; When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk: Whatcha' git from a-pilin' too much firewood.
Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen: Whatcha' need for the black fly season.
Byte: Yup! That's what the flies do.
Chip: What to munch on.
Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem: Whatcha' did to the hay field.
Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top: Where the young un's feel comfy.
Keyboard: Where ya hang yer keys.
Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse: What eats the horses grain. (also, a satifin' meal for the cat)
Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof.
Port: Some fancy wine.
Enter: C'mon in!
Random Access Memory: Ya can't remember whatch' paid for that new rifle when yer wife asks.
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