And it came to pass after these things that God did test Abraham and He called to him, "Abraham !"

And Abraham replied, "Here I am!" And he said "Take your computer, your old computer, your 286 and install upon it an operating system, a new operating system, Windows 95, which I will show to you".

And Abraham rose up early in the morning and saddled his donkey. He loaded his computer, his old computer, his 286, on the donkey, and he took two of his young men with him and Isaac his son, and he rose up and went to the place where God had told him to find Windows 95.

Then on the Third day, Abraham lifted his eyes and saw Windows 95 from afar. And Abraham said to his young men "Stay here with the donkey and I will go yonder and load Windows 95 on our 286 and return again to you".

And Abraham took his computer, his old computer, his 286 and laid it On Isaac his son. And they went both of them together. And Isaac said "Windows 95 requires far more memory than a 286 has, how will it possibly run on our machine?"

And Abraham looked at his son, his only son, whom he loved, and he shook his head slowly, and in perfect faith and with unswerving trust and belief in the almighty he said: "Fear not, Isaac, my son, God will provide the RAM "