(An Oldie but a goodie ...)

To: My Boss
From: Blondie
RE: Changing calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.  At any rate, I have finished the conversion.  The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark Februark Mak Julk I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak.

We are now Y to K compliant.

(Yippers - the sky din't fall.)