A frog goes to have his fortune told. The swami looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."

The swami says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class."