Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -- a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Esther says," Sally, you know I'm shy.  Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him.  He looks so lonely."

Sally agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister.  I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely."

"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20 years in prison."

"You're kidding!  What for?"

"For killing my third wife.  I strangled her."

"What happened to your second wife?"

"I shot her."

"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"

"We had a fight and she fell off a building."

"Oh my," says Sally.  Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo hoo, Esther, he's single."