Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, the doctor asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.

Max told him that his suit must have shrunk over the last year, because it didn't fit when he recently put it on for a wedding.

The doctor said, "Suits do not shrink while sitting in a closet, you probably put on a few pounds."

Max replied, "That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of 'Dresser Disease'."

"What in the world is 'Dresser Disease?' " asked Max.

The doctor replied, "That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."