Two Elderly Ladies At Tea Two elderly women were fussing about their
husbands over tea one day.

"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails.  That makes me terribly nervous!" the first one said.

"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick."

"What did you do?"

"I hid his teeth!"