A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale.

She said to the hostess, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale."

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains," the hostess replied.

"Normally, yes," the lady said.  "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set."