For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I worked at night.  One
morning I noticed he had left a note to himself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!"  As a helpful
surprise, I bought him some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.

The next morning I found the same note.  "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it he had written,

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"