This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH:
Small portion lean, steamed chicken
Cup of spinach
Cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA:
The rest of the kisses in the bag
Tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with Chocolate-chip topping

DINNER:
4 bottles of coke (C2 of course!)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK:
Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the  freezer)

REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"