A  group  of  Americans  were  traveling  by  tour bus through Holland. As they stopped  at  a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used.  She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She  then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered: "They send us on tours, and let us live in Arizona or Florida."