What Do Retired People Do?
- Monday, June 07, 2004
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of cow dung. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
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