A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

His wife replies, "No you should do it. Besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

The husband says, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament, and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS"